I don't even know myself enough to sit here and write a Bio.
Honeydips Lurkin
“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
(Source: bowdowns, via annadeancarter)
hundred and hundreds of AUs
thousands actually
MILLIONS
Most of them involve me being famous just so I can hang out with other famous people.
A lot of sex… I’m not gonna lie. I am an imaginary whore.
Talk show interviews talking about how much I love Amanda Tapping and Sci-fi!…….and I’m usually on Ellen!
Im always on Ellen omg i never saw you there
(Source: 7bottles, via hajiaramuj)
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism, via breauxjones)